Who are you?
Quite often I find myself walking down the street at any particular random time of the day in any just as random city approached by complete strangers who want to know if I’m the guy behind this website. More often than not almost immediately after I’m approached I also get to meet the warm embrace of their open palm or on particularly lucky occasions I have a more hard, clenched fist approach to the upper bridge of my nose further perpetuating my never ending quest to join the crooked likes of Hollywood greats such as Adrien Brody or Owen Wilson. You see, just in case you hadn’t figured it out already, these “fans” are in fact random persons who have no knowledge of myself and are probably wondering just who is this weirdo and why on earth should I know him?
Whilst the previous scenario may be entirely fictional it does provide a rather convenient segue into this particular post’s topic of who actually reads this blog? Someone must, there’s a few hundred hits every week and judging by the wonderful world of web statistics you’re pulled in from all corners of this big round ball I like to call “Earth”. So what I thought would be an interesting social experiment that I’m sure a tiny, tiny majority of you may partake in would be to ask you, the reader, to comment at the bottom of this article and tell me a little about yourself. I mean it’s only fair, you know all about me and my petulant ways why not tell me a little somethin’, somethin’ (to borrow a phrase from the kids these days) about your bad self!
“But Raj, what is it that you want to know about me?” I hear you painstakingly asking yourself. It’s OK my child, don’t fret I will help you out by providing some wonderfully well rounded and scientifically deduced questions below this very paragraph of all places! All you need to do is copy and paste them into the comments field and fill in the blanks! Ready?? Here we go…
The Questions about your “bad self”
- What is your name?
- Where are you from? (ie. City/Country)
- Do you know Raj in the real world and not just in a stalking online fashion type of way?
- Two part question… Do you come here often? Can I buy you a drink? Hang on; 2nd part applies to females only.
- Why is it that you’re reading this? Work that boring?
- What would you like me to write about more/less?
- How many roads must a man walk down before he can call himself a man?
- Tell me something interesting, anything… quickly, first thing that just zipped through your head!
There you go, they’re not hard at all are they?! To prove it I’m going to answer them myself to show you exactly what I’m expecting from you…. oh and if you’re wondering how to get to the comments section you need to click on the article’s title to take you to the right page.
January 10th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
David just recorded a brisk 11,621kbps in the Broadband Speed Challenge. 1:14pm
January 10th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Just an FYI
January 12th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Name: Jacqui, Jacqs, Jax, Jacqueline, Mendoza, Jackson
Where am I from: The burbs
Do you come here often: whenever stu tells me there is something new to read.
Can you buy me a drink: That would be nice but as you know I am to be wed.
Why is it that you are reading this? Work is that boring.
What would you like me to write more/less? less tech I get enough of that at home.
How many roads? 102
Something interesting: Smokers increase their risk for atherosclerosis and heart attack and stroke.
January 14th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
What is your name?
- Gavin, Count Knuckles, The Count, G-Train or ManBurgler
Where are you from? (ie. City/Country)
- This big brown country of ours - Australia
Do you know Raj in the real world and not just in a stalking online fashion type of way?
- I’m stalking Raj in the real world. He’s currently sitting on the couch watching TV.
Two part question… Do you come here often?
- My RSS reader does!
Can I buy you a drink? Hang on; 2nd part applies to females only.
- I’ll have a Shit Bloke thanks!
Why is it that you’re reading this? Work that boring?
- I have a vested interest in you musings.
What would you like me to write about more/less?
- Liking it the way it is.
How many roads must a man walk down before he can call himself a man?
- 1 as long as it is 88kms long.
Tell me something interesting, anything… quickly, first thing that just zipped through your head!
- I really should put on some pants.
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:29 pm
* What is your name?
Stu, The Captain, JB
* Where are you from? (ie. City/Country)The best one Aus.
* Do you know Raj in the real world and not just in a stalking online fashion type of way? I guess you could say I work with him or more like just drink coffee with him.
* Two part question… Do you come here often? Yes once in a while Can I buy you a drink? Hang on; 2nd part applies to females only. Only if you come to my musical.
* Why is it that you’re reading this? Work that boring? About to go to bed nothing much else to read.
* What would you like me to write about more/less? Don’t really care all is good.
* How many roads must a man walk down before he can call himself a man? I can’t beat what Gav put in that was pure in joke gold.
* Tell me something interesting, anything… quickly, first thing that just zipped through your head!
Come to * What is your name?
* Where are you from? (ie. City/Country)
* Do you know Raj in the real world and not just in a stalking online fashion type of way?
* Two part question… Do you come here often? Can I buy you a drink? Hang on; 2nd part applies to females only.
* Why is it that you’re reading this? Work that boring?
* What would you like me to write about more/less?
* How many roads must a man walk down before he can call himself a man?
* Tell me something interesting, anything… quickly, first thing that just zipped through your head!
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